Recap & Review
Caption Contest 100: Recap & Review Air travel is already a medieval ordeal: lines, shoes off, dignity removed. So naturally this week we escalated to literal medieval. A fully armored knight steps up to the TSA metal detector — a device whose entire job is to react poorly to knights. You can almost hear the BEEP before the image loads. Not a possibility. A certainty. The humor here lives in inevitability. This isn’t “will the…
Winner
And don’t call me Sir-ly
Votes: 15
Finalists
We don't have all knight
Votes: 8
Got a can opener?
Votes: 6
TSA knight shifts
Votes: 4
You do realize my underwear is chainmail right???
Votes: 2
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Tips
Tips for Caption Contest 100 Airports are stressful enough without someone clanking through security like a walking cookware aisle. Our knight has clearly prepared for battle — just not the one involving plastic bins, belt removal, and a TSA agent who has absolutely seen worse. The metal detector isn’t angry. It’s just… exhausted. This is a perfect comedy setup: a person optimized for dragons encountering a system optimized for shampoo…
