Recap & Review
Caption Contest 102: Recap & Review Retail therapy hits different when you literally fall from heaven and your wings are on backorder. Our angel walks into a specialty wing shop like a commuter whose tires finally gave up halfway through a miracle. There’s a quiet dignity here — no trumpets, no choir — just fluorescent lighting and a polite exchange about feather upgrades. The joke isn’t that angels exist. The joke is that angels have…
Winner
This store makes incredible prophets
Votes: 12
Finalists
My last pair got ruined in a flood.
Votes: 10
Ring the bell for service
Votes: 8
Yes, we can altar these.
Votes: 6
These wings are guaranteed to take you to a higher place.
Votes: 3
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Tips
Tips for Caption Contest 102 You can’t walk into a wing shop without committing to a flavor. Mild, hot, atomic, something called “regret.” Now imagine making that choice while also responsible for guiding souls to eternal peace. Our celestial customer isn’t grabbing lunch — they’re shopping for equipment. This is a supply run. A divine parts replacement. The halo stayed at home, but the warranty apparently didn’t. There’s something inherently…
