Recap & Review
Caption Contest 107: Recap & Review A professional chef. A pristine white coat. A towering toque.And he’s committing arson against a bowl of children’s cereal. There’s something uniquely funny about high culinary authority applied to aggressively low-stakes food. This isn’t a line cook burning a steak — this is a man trained in emulsions and reductions setting fire to marshmallow circles in a suburban kitchen. The gap between training and task is doing most of…
Winner
Where there’s snap, crackle and pop, there’s fire!
Votes: 10
Finalists
Baked Alaska? Try Baked Milwaukee!
Votes: 6
They’re always after my lucky 4-alarms
Votes: 5
They want happy I’ll give them happy
Votes: 4
A cereal offender.
Votes: 4
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Tips
Tips for Caption Contest 107 Somewhere, a professional culinary career has collided with a Saturday morning. The chef has the full uniform — crisp coat, towering hat, the posture of a person who insists on clarifying the difference between sautéing and pan-frying — and yet he’s standing over a bowl of cereal like it personally insulted him. And not just cereal. Branded cereal. Cheerful, brightly named cereal. The kind designed…