Caption Contest 107

Caption Contest 107

Contest #107

Phase: closed

Results

Recap & Review

Caption Contest 107: Recap & Review

Caption Contest 107: Recap & Review A professional chef. A pristine white coat. A towering toque.And he’s committing arson against a bowl of children’s cereal. There’s something uniquely funny about high culinary authority applied to aggressively low-stakes food. This isn’t a line cook burning a steak — this is a man trained in emulsions and reductions setting fire to marshmallow circles in a suburban kitchen. The gap between training and task is doing most of…

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Finalists

They want happy I’ll give them happy
Votes: 4
A cereal offender.
Votes: 4
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Where there’s snap, crackle and pop, there’s fire!
33.33%
Baked Alaska? Try Baked Milwaukee!
20.00%
They’re always after my lucky 4-alarms
16.67%
A cereal offender.
16.67%
They want happy I’ll give them happy
13.33%
Tips

Caption Contest 107 Tips

Tips for Caption Contest 107 Somewhere, a professional culinary career has collided with a Saturday morning. The chef has the full uniform — crisp coat, towering hat, the posture of a person who insists on clarifying the difference between sautéing and pan-frying — and yet he’s standing over a bowl of cereal like it personally insulted him. And not just cereal. Branded cereal. Cheerful, brightly named cereal. The kind designed…

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