Winner
This siren has several notes
Votes: 34
Finalists
No these are not Cshells there Dshells C's were to small
Votes: 31
When the pool fails to meet current standards.
Votes: 13
Somethings fishy about these complaints…. Not enough salt in the water
Votes: 6
When you move inland for work
Votes: 5
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Tips for Caption Contest 59 There’s something deeply funny about a mermaid choosing the least magical route possible: paperwork. No storms summoned. No siren song. Just a clipboard, a pen, and the quiet belief that the system will eventually work. 🧜♀️ The setting matters. This isn’t Atlantis. It’s a community pool—the land of wristbands, snack-shack nachos, and lifeguards who take their jobs very seriously. The mermaid belongs to a mythic…