Winner
No crows. No crow’s feet.
Votes: 35
Finalists
SPF: Scarecrow Protection Factor.
Votes: 28
Brainless, not careless.
Votes: 15
Avoid the yellow sun load
Votes: 12
Certified farm-aceutical grade
Votes: 6
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Tips
There’s something reassuring about a scarecrow who knows his limits.Sure, he’s literally built to stand in the sun all day—but that doesn’t mean he wants straw melanoma. This guy isn’t just guarding crops; he’s practicing self-care. Bottle out, arm raised, sunscreen being carefully applied like he’s about to spend a long afternoon by the pool instead of haunting a cornfield. And the crows? They’re still there. Watching. Judging.Nothing unsettles a…
