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There are few moments more awkward than a doctor’s visit as a kid. Now add fangs. This vampire child is doing what every human child has done: sitting very still, pretending not to be scared, while an adult with a stethoscope takes notes they don’t understand. The twist? This is a creature whose entire brand is immortality, and yet here we are, checking vitals like it’s a Tuesday. The doctor…