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There are few places a pirate expects to be judged. A tavern, maybe. A gallows, occasionally. A yoga studio? Absolutely not. Yet here we are: peg leg planted on a mat, parrot perched like a questionable life coach, eye patch firmly on during a class built entirely around balance, focus, and inner peace. Somewhere between “Downward Dog” and “Plank,” this pirate has realized flexibility is harder when you’ve spent most…