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Caption Contest 74

Caption Contest 74
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Contest #74

Phase: closed

Results

Winner

Another year gone. Still hoarding gold. Retirement remains mythical.
Votes: 12
Deadpan / Dry

Finalists

Everytime I blow out the candles they relight.
Votes: 7
Observational
I said lite the candles not the cake
Votes: 4
Dialogue
See voting results
Another year gone. Still hoarding gold. Retirement remains mythical.
26.87%
Ok, well, I guess it’s a flambé.
23.88%
Stop, drop, and sing.
17.91%
Everytime I blow out the candles they relight.
17.91%
I said lite the candles not the cake
13.43%
Tips

Caption Contest 74 Tips

There’s something deeply optimistic about a birthday cake. Candles, frosting, a wish waiting to be made. Now add a dragon. Not a metaphorical dragon. A full, fire-breathing, OSHA-nightmare dragon leaning in like, I got this. This image captures that split second before things go terribly, spectacularly wrong—or weirdly right. The dragon isn’t attacking. It’s helping. Earnestly. And that’s where the comedy lives. Because when your solution involves fire, every problem…

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