Winner
Smoking causes croaking
Votes: 3
Finalists
"Hop on over to my pad, sweetheart"
Votes: 3
“Ri-butt!”
Votes: 3
Licking the toad did nothing. Smoking it was plan B.
Votes: 2
The frog you kiss that doesn't turn into a prince
Votes: 1
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Tips for Caption Contest 90 Somewhere, in a damp patch of roadside philosophy, a toad has decided today is the day he picks up a bad habit. Not a fly. Not a cricket. A cigarette. You almost expect him to exhale slowly and mutter something about how nobody understands him. There’s an instant comedic jolt when you see it — part noir detective, part burned-out lounge singer, part guy who…
