Recap & Review
Caption Contest 97: Recap & Review Nothing says “I’ve left society behind” like hauling Comcast to 12,000 feet. Our hermit has rejected civilization — except for the part where he needs HD clarity and maybe the game on Sunday. The cave is rustic. The lifestyle is minimalist. The satellite dish is aggressively suburban. This image lives in the contradiction: enlightenment vs. entertainment, solitude vs. signal strength, spiritual journey vs. buffering wheel. You can meditate on…
Winner
Anti – social influencer
Votes: 9
Finalists
Gone Phishing
Votes: 14
He went to find the remote
Votes: 12
Do Not Disturb (dm for collab)
Votes: 6
I think the stalactites are interfering with the Wi-Fi
Votes: 3
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Tips
Tips for Caption Contest 97 Some people climb mountains to escape civilization. Others climb mountains to finally get a strong enough signal to complain about civilization. Our hermit has committed to solitude — robe, cave, isolation — and then immediately installed the technological equivalent of yelling, “Can everyone hear me now?” into the void. It’s the purest modern contradiction: rejecting society while upgrading the Wi-Fi. You don’t move to a…
