Recap & Review
Caption Contest 98: Recap & Review Few environments are more serious than a business lounge: hushed voices, tense negotiations, passive-aggressive laptop typing. Now replace every executive with a toddler in a blazer who just discovered object permanence 15 minutes ago. This image works because the adults aren’t acting like children — the children are acting like adults, badly. It’s not chaos for chaos’ sake. It’s corporate chaos. Strategic meltdowns. Hostile takeovers involving juice boxes. So…
Winner
Corporate ladder replaced with a foam climbing structure
Votes: 9
Finalists
He’s been here three months and still hasn’t made partner.
Votes: 6
I TOLD you to sell before the juice market crashed!
Votes: 5
IPO: Initial Pacifier Offering
Votes: 4
The bottom line? Diapers.
Votes: 3
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Tips
Tips for Caption Contest 98 The velvet rope says Business Class Travelers.Inside: quarterly earnings are being presented by someone who still calls pants “leg sleeves.” Tiny loafers squeak across marble floors. A toddler aggressively taps a dead laptop while insisting the Wi-Fi is “unacceptable for this price point.” Another storms past dragging a stuffed giraffe like a briefcase. Somewhere, a juice box explodes. A meltdown follows — not emotional, but…
