Recap & Review
Caption Contest 99: Recap & Review Meteorologists promise scattered showers. This guy promised commitment. There’s something uniquely funny about a weather report becoming a weather event. Not nearby. Not regional. Not “in the tri-state area.” Just… him. The universe skipped Doppler radar and went straight to personal vendetta. The couple behind him completes the scene: two witnesses to a crime the sky clearly planned in advance. This isn’t forecasting anymore — it’s character assassination by…
Winner
Local weatherman finally finds the 'isolated shower' he predicted
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Finalists
The storm really followed the model
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The raining champion of bad luck
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I guess you could say he’s over-cast for this role
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He’s really cirrus about his job
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Tips
Tips for Caption Contest 99 Weather is usually the one safe topic left in polite society. Too boring to fight about, too universal to argue. You can always point outside and agree: yep, that’s happening. Unless it’s not outside. Today’s forecast has unionized and filed a personal grievance. The weatherman isn’t describing the storm — he’s hosting it. The radar map says “scattered showers,” but the sky has decided on…
