ENTERING: Submit a clever caption for the image during the submission period. Only submissions with valid email addresses will be eligible to claim prizes.
JUDGING: When the entry period ends, judge your caption competition. You'll have a chance to like or dislike all approved captions. These votes help narrow the finalists.
VOTING: After finalists are selected, the public decides who's caption is best. Tell all your friends to vote for you!
WINNING: The finalist with the most votes before the contest ends, wins!
Literal captions take figurative ideas at face value and refuse to budge. The humor comes from committing fully to the wrong interpretation and treating it as completely reasonable. The straighter the logic, the better the joke.