Recap & Review
Caption Contest 108: Recap & Review Nothing says “deep sea adventure” like porcelain and a rubber duck. This image gave us a full wetsuit, oxygen tank, mask, fins… and about four feet of lukewarm bathwater. The commitment is Olympic. The setting is suburban Tuesday night. It’s high-stakes gear in the lowest-stakes environment possible — and that tension is where the comedy lives. When you put Jacques Cousteau energy into a shampoo commercial backdrop, you’re already…
Winner
Scuba dub dub, one girl in a tub
Votes: 7
Finalists
Just taking a little me-time to de-compress
Votes: 5
Cousteau always said explore every body of water
Votes: 5
When it's sink or swim, choose tub.
Votes: 5
I’m told the visibility is better if you move the loofah out of the way.
Votes: 3
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Tips
Tips for Caption Contest 108 There are two kinds of baths: relaxing ones and ones that require a pre-dive checklist. This is clearly the second. The rubber duck has been briefed. The shampoo has been depressurized. Somewhere in the apartment, a smoke alarm is wondering if bubbles count as fog. A scuba diver in a bathtub feels less like hygiene and more like mission control. The stakes are unclear but…