Recap & Review
Caption Contest 88: Recap & Review Caption Contest 89: Recap & Review Nothing says “eternal love” like sesame seeds gently cascading onto a paper wrapper. This image had everything: formalwear, fluorescent lighting, and a bride and groom delicately slicing into a cheeseburger like it’s a five-tier fondant masterpiece. It’s romance. It’s cholesterol. It’s legally binding. The contrast is doing most of the comedic heavy lifting here. Veil and bouquet meet value menu. Champagne dreams meet…
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Five minutes after marriage, and this couple already has beef with each other.
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Finalists
Holy Mac-ramony
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When you order "The One"… and a Side of Fries
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He liked it, so he put onion rings on it.
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The happiest meal of their lives
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Tips
Tips for Caption Contest 88 Every wedding has a moment when the couple cuts something together — usually a towering cake, frosted within an inch of its life. This couple? They’ve gone with a cheeseburger. Not a slider. Not a novelty burger cake. A full, honest-to-drive-thru cheeseburger, presented with the ceremonial seriousness usually reserved for multi-tiered buttercream. The bride and groom lean in with matching smiles, ready to perform the…
