Caption Contest 116 Tips

Tips for Caption Contest 116 Every school has a drinking fountain. But not every school staffs it with a professional lifeguard. In this image, hydration has apparently become a high-risk activity. The lifeguard sits elevated in full surveillance mode, as if the hallway has suddenly become the deep end of the municipal pool. You can almost hear the whistle. No running. No splashing. No aggressive gulping. The absurdity here is…