Recap & Review
Caption Contest 143: Recap & Review There are a few life moments you expect to be complicated: buying a house, filing taxes, assembling IKEA furniture. Apparently, having a baby is no longer one of them. In this image, parenthood has been streamlined. No hospital bills, no waiting room magazines, no existential dread at 3 a.m.—just a drone, a doorstep, and what we can only assume is a very soft landing. It’s less “miracle of life,”…
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Two-day shipping on a nine-month order.
Votes: 15
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Fragile: contents may cry
Votes: 9
Please allow 3–5 business days for bonding
Votes: 7
Your bundle of joy has cleared customs
Votes: 5
"Babies for You" lets you order the baby you want without painful pregnancy! Free delivery!
Votes: 2
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Tips
Tips for Caption Contest 143 We’ve officially automated everything. Groceries, rides, conversations… and now, apparently, babies. No hospital. No stork. Just a mid-air drop-off with same-day delivery. Somewhere, a customer support agent is asking, “Was everything to your satisfaction?” while a drone hovers overhead holding a human life. The family on the porch looks grateful—like this is exactly what they ordered. No confusion. No questions. Just: Yes, this seems right.…
