Caption Contest 139

Caption Contest 139

Contest #139

Phase: closed

Results

Recap & Review

Caption Contest 139: Recap & Review

Winner

Finalists

If you can read this, I am orbiting way too close
Votes: 8
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This ain’t your my daddy’s Mercury
28.36%
Still confusing reverse with time travel
20.90%
If you can read this, I am orbiting way too close
19.40%
Brake lights don’t work at light speed yet
19.40%
Caution: May stall in orbit
11.94%
Tips

Caption Contest 139 Tips

Tips for Caption Contest 139 Somewhere in the vast, unforgiving vacuum of space… someone just merged without signaling. You’ve got a sleek, probably billion-dollar spaceship—advanced tech, interstellar capability, the whole deal—and then, slapped on the back like a nervous confession: “Student Driver.” It’s the cosmic equivalent of seeing a Ferrari with a “Baby on Board” sticker. Reassuring? Not really. There’s something inherently funny about confidence colliding with insecurity. This ship…

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