Caption Contest 140

Caption Contest 140

Contest #140

Phase: closed

Results

Recap & Review

Caption Contest 140: Recap & Review

Caption Contest 140: Recap & Review Air travel already asks you to choose between inconvenience and indignity. This image simply adds a third option: oblivion. On the left, the familiar shuffle of socks on airport tile. On the right, a swirling cosmic shortcut that may or may not rearrange your atoms. It’s essentially the same decision, just with better lighting. This contest lived in that tension—mundane frustration versus existential risk—and the strongest captions knew exactly…

Winner

TSA takes your shoes, the portal takes your sole.
Votes: 12

Finalists

Which type of terminal are you looking for?
Votes: 10
The Universe is a cruel, uncaring void but at least it won't make me throw away my chapstick
Votes: 9
Either way, something’s getting probed.
Votes: 4
See voting results
TSA takes your shoes, the portal takes your sole.
24.62%
The Universe is a cruel, uncaring void but at least it won’t make me throw away my chapstick
21.54%
Security check or reality check?
21.54%
Which type of terminal are you looking for?
18.46%
Either way, something’s getting probed.
13.85%
Tips

Caption Contest 140 Tips

Tips for Caption Contest 140 There are two kinds of travel decisions: “window or aisle?” and “security line or cosmic oblivion?” This man has skipped straight to the advanced level. On the left: the familiar shuffle of the TSA line—belt off, shoes off, dignity off. On the right: a swirling black hole that may or may not deposit you in another galaxy… but at least you keep your liquids. It’s…

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