I’m sorry officer, I don’t have a second piece of…
April 23, 2026
I have a permit. It’s buried somewhere in the yard.
April 23, 2026
Sir, your breath smells like… everything.
April 23, 2026
I swear I only chased one car.
April 23, 2026
I know it’s only because you are injured, but we…
April 22, 2026
Bear with me, but I’m gonna jump right to it….
April 22, 2026
Slow and steady… still ends up at the bar.
April 22, 2026
Cheers to you coming out of your shell.
April 22, 2026
This is what they meant by “streamlining operations”
April 21, 2026
Middle management meltdown, now in liquid form
April 21, 2026
Finally, a meeting that isn’t dry
April 21, 2026
The fish won the turf war
April 20, 2026
Lawn enforcement has gone too far
April 20, 2026
This voids the warranty, right?
April 20, 2026
The grass wasn’t greener, but the water was deeper
April 20, 2026
I’ll start with the leftovers and see where that takes…
April 20, 2026
The only critic who leaves with the silverware
April 20, 2026
I believe this is what they call a walk-in
April 20, 2026
I’m sorry, is this not farm-to-dumpster?
April 20, 2026
A slip-up if I ever saw one.
April 16, 2026




