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I’m sorry officer, I don’t have a second piece of… April 23, 2026
A simple black-and-white line drawing shows a cheerful dog driving a car after being pulled over, casually handing a driver’s license to a skeptical police officer who takes notes beside the window.
Animals
Dark Humor
I have a permit. It’s buried somewhere in the yard. April 23, 2026
A simple black-and-white line drawing shows a cheerful dog driving a car after being pulled over, casually handing a driver’s license to a skeptical police officer who takes notes beside the window.
Animals
Dialogue
Sir, your breath smells like… everything. April 23, 2026
A simple black-and-white line drawing shows a cheerful dog driving a car after being pulled over, casually handing a driver’s license to a skeptical police officer who takes notes beside the window.
Animals
Dialogue
I swear I only chased one car. April 23, 2026
A simple black-and-white line drawing shows a cheerful dog driving a car after being pulled over, casually handing a driver’s license to a skeptical police officer who takes notes beside the window.
Animals
Dialogue
I know it’s only because you are injured, but we… April 22, 2026
A cartoon shows a bear, a rabbit in a Hawaiian shirt, and a bandaged turtle sitting at a bar, each with drinks, while a bartender works behind them and a neon “BAR” sign glows overhead.
Animals
Dialogue
Bear with me, but I’m gonna jump right to it…. April 22, 2026
A cartoon shows a bear, a rabbit in a Hawaiian shirt, and a bandaged turtle sitting at a bar, each with drinks, while a bartender works behind them and a neon “BAR” sign glows overhead.
Animals
Dad Joke
Slow and steady… still ends up at the bar. April 22, 2026
A cartoon shows a bear, a rabbit in a Hawaiian shirt, and a bandaged turtle sitting at a bar, each with drinks, while a bartender works behind them and a neon “BAR” sign glows overhead.
Animals
Deadpan / Dry
Cheers to you coming out of your shell. April 22, 2026
A cartoon shows a bear, a rabbit in a Hawaiian shirt, and a bandaged turtle sitting at a bar, each with drinks, while a bartender works behind them and a neon “BAR” sign glows overhead.
Animals
Sarcastic / Snarky
This is what they meant by “streamlining operations” April 21, 2026
A soaked businessman in a suit bursts out of a giant yellow water slide in the middle of an office, sending water everywhere as stunned coworkers look on.
Workplace / Office
Observational
Middle management meltdown, now in liquid form April 21, 2026
A soaked businessman in a suit bursts out of a giant yellow water slide in the middle of an office, sending water everywhere as stunned coworkers look on.
Workplace / Office
Absurd / Surreal
Finally, a meeting that isn’t dry April 21, 2026
A soaked businessman in a suit bursts out of a giant yellow water slide in the middle of an office, sending water everywhere as stunned coworkers look on.
Workplace / Office
Deadpan / Dry
The fish won the turf war April 20, 2026
A man on a riding lawnmower gets distracted while fishing and accidentally drives straight into a pond, sending water, wildlife, and his belongings flying in a chaotic, cartoonish scene.
“What Is Happening?” (Ambiguous)
Irony
Lawn enforcement has gone too far April 20, 2026
A man on a riding lawnmower gets distracted while fishing and accidentally drives straight into a pond, sending water, wildlife, and his belongings flying in a chaotic, cartoonish scene.
“What Is Happening?” (Ambiguous)
Dad Joke
This voids the warranty, right? April 20, 2026
A man on a riding lawnmower gets distracted while fishing and accidentally drives straight into a pond, sending water, wildlife, and his belongings flying in a chaotic, cartoonish scene.
“What Is Happening?” (Ambiguous)
Inner Monologue
The grass wasn’t greener, but the water was deeper April 20, 2026
A man on a riding lawnmower gets distracted while fishing and accidentally drives straight into a pond, sending water, wildlife, and his belongings flying in a chaotic, cartoonish scene.
“What Is Happening?” (Ambiguous)
Absurd / Surreal
I’ll start with the leftovers and see where that takes… April 20, 2026
Animals
Dialogue
The only critic who leaves with the silverware April 20, 2026
Animals
Absurd / Surreal
I believe this is what they call a walk-in April 20, 2026
Animals
Inner Monologue
I’m sorry, is this not farm-to-dumpster? April 20, 2026
Animals
Observational
A slip-up if I ever saw one. April 16, 2026
A "Wet Floor" sign in the middle of a dry desert.
Signs & Bad Signage
Irony
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