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Caption Co
One’s buzzed, one’s bruised, one’s barely holding it together. April 22, 2026
A cartoon shows a bear, a rabbit in a Hawaiian shirt, and a bandaged turtle sitting at a bar, each with drinks, while a bartender works behind them and a neon “BAR” sign glows overhead.
Animals
Observational
The quarterly results just came flooding in April 21, 2026
A soaked businessman in a suit bursts out of a giant yellow water slide in the middle of an office, sending water everywhere as stunned coworkers look on.
Workplace / Office
Overreaction / Escalation
Reel problem, meet real problem April 20, 2026
A man on a riding lawnmower gets distracted while fishing and accidentally drives straight into a pond, sending water, wildlife, and his belongings flying in a chaotic, cartoonish scene.
“What Is Happening?” (Ambiguous)
Pun
I’ll have whatever they’re having—plus the trash April 20, 2026
Animals
Observational
Corporate says we still have to put the sign out April 16, 2026
A "Wet Floor" sign in the middle of a dry desert.
Signs & Bad Signage
Deadpan / Dry
Meet the Cabbage Patch Family April 15, 2026
A pioneer family posing with a giant oversized cabbage.
Food & Drink
Pop Culture Reference
He flatlined right after we dropped a stitch April 13, 2026
The Emergency Knitting — Paramedics rushing a gurney through a hospital hallway — on the gurney is an enormous, half-finished sweater with knitting needles still in it.
Fashion / Costume
Dark Humor
Ma’am, the sequins aren’t the problem. The problem is you… April 13, 2026
The Penguin Bouncer — A velvet rope outside an igloo, with a penguin in a black turtleneck turning away a very overdressed polar bear.
Animals
Dark Humor
When your standards are a cut above the rest. April 11, 2026
A 1950s housewife "vacuuming" the grass in the front yard.
Awkward Humans
Observational
She’s scrambling to return that serve. April 10, 2026
A tennis match being played with a frying pans
“What Is Happening?” (Ambiguous)
Pun
Two-day shipping on a nine-month order. April 9, 2026
A drone delivering a newborn to a thankful family waiting on the porch
Family / Parenting
Overreaction / Escalation
This place really blocks out distractions. April 8, 2026
A man sitting on a park bench that faces directly at a brick wall.
Awkward Humans
Irony
Motivation took a byte out of me. April 7, 2026
Someone staring at a computer screen that just says "Error 404: Motivation Not Found."
Workplace / Office
Pun
TSA takes your shoes, the portal takes your sole. April 6, 2026
a man choosing between a tsa line and a black hole portal
Travel / Transit
Pun
This ain’t your my daddy’s Mercury April 5, 2026
A spaceship with a "Student Driver" bumper sticker
Travel / Transit
Observational
This car has more horsepower than I thought it had. April 4, 2026
A horse poking its head into a car sunroof.
Animals
Irony
Cooking with gas April 3, 2026
A toilet installed in the middle of a kitchen
“What Is Happening?” (Ambiguous)
Deadpan / Dry
Camera on for culture camera off for agriculture April 3, 2026
A zoom call grid where one person is accidentally a potato filter.
Workplace / Office
Observational
Master of disguise, minor in geometry April 3, 2026
A spy hiding behind a very thin pole
“What Is Happening?” (Ambiguous)
Irony
The mile-cry club April 3, 2026
Three babies sitting in the exit row of a plane
Travel / Transit
Pun
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