The quarterly results just came flooding in
April 21, 2026
Reel problem, meet real problem
April 20, 2026
I’ll have whatever they’re having—plus the trash
April 20, 2026
Corporate says we still have to put the sign out
April 16, 2026
Meet the Cabbage Patch Family
April 15, 2026
He flatlined right after we dropped a stitch
April 13, 2026
Ma’am, the sequins aren’t the problem. The problem is you…
April 13, 2026
When your standards are a cut above the rest.
April 11, 2026
She’s scrambling to return that serve.
April 10, 2026
Two-day shipping on a nine-month order.
April 9, 2026
This place really blocks out distractions.
April 8, 2026
Motivation took a byte out of me.
April 7, 2026
TSA takes your shoes, the portal takes your sole.
April 6, 2026
This ain’t your my daddy’s Mercury
April 5, 2026
This car has more horsepower than I thought it had.
April 4, 2026
Cooking with gas
April 3, 2026
Camera on for culture camera off for agriculture
April 3, 2026
Master of disguise, minor in geometry
April 3, 2026
The mile-cry club
April 3, 2026




