Recap & Review
Caption Contest 150: Recap & Review There’s something beautifully pointless about a “Wet Floor” sign doing its civic duty in the middle of a bone-dry desert. It’s the kind of image that feels like it was approved by three committees, printed by a fourth, and placed by a guy who stopped asking questions somewhere around mile 80. This is comedy built on contradiction: maximum warning, minimum water. A sign designed for liability protection… protecting absolutely…
Winner
Corporate says we still have to put the sign out
Votes: 15
Finalists
Dry humor, wet warning
Votes: 9
A slip-up if I ever saw one.
Votes: 8
The most committed employee of the month, every month, for 40 years.
Votes: 5
The mirage has been a slip hazard for centuries. Finally, someone did something.
Votes: 2
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Tips
Tips for Caption Contest 150 Somewhere, a janitor is wildly overqualified for this assignment. A bright yellow “Wet Floor” sign stands guard over… nothing. No puddle, no spill, not even a suspicious damp patch. Just miles of dry, cracked desert stretching into the horizon. It’s the kind of warning that feels less like safety protocol and more like a cry for help. Or maybe optimism. Extreme, irrational optimism. Because if…
