Caption Contest 158

Caption Contest 158

Contest #158

Phase: closed

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I came for fast food, not a steak in my future.
38.46%
Is this what they mean by “farm to table”?
30.77%
Can I substitute the beef for literally anything else?
12.82%
Do you have anything that isn’t… me-adjacent?
10.26%
I’m trying to cut back—just a small cow-lorie combo.
7.69%
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Caption Contest 158 Tips

Tips for Caption Contest 158 Somewhere along the line, farm-to-table got… reversed. This cow didn’t just cross the road—it pulled up to the counter, cleared its throat, and is now placing a fully conscious order in the very system that commodifies it. That’s not just bold. That’s existentially confusing. The cashier looks like they’ve just been handed a philosophical dilemma with a side of fries. And the cow? Calm. Focused.…

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